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Этот текст впервые попался мне лет десять назад. Некоторое время я таскал его с компьютера на компьютер, потом он потерялся при очередном переезде. Мне его не хватало во время разных дискуссий (будет понятно заглянувшим под кат), но даже в эпоху торжествующих поисковиков трудно было вспомнить ключевые слова для поиска (тоже будет понятно).
И вот он нашелся! Не сам, конечно, с помощью добрых людей из![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
korrektor_ru. Надо бы его выложить, чтоб был под рукой.
Five year phase-in plan for "EuroEnglish"
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer
ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
Там по ссылке еще статья Твена "A simplified alphabet". А британское The Spelling Society существует с 1908 г. и продолжает продвигать свои идеи.
И еще пришло в голову: ежели попробовать сотворить нечто подобное по-русски, будет совсем не так весело - получится привычный уже всем падонковский язык.
И вот он нашелся! Не сам, конечно, с помощью добрых людей из
korrektor_ru. Надо бы его выложить, чтоб был под рукой.Five year phase-in plan for "EuroEnglish"
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer
ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
Там по ссылке еще статья Твена "A simplified alphabet". А британское The Spelling Society существует с 1908 г. и продолжает продвигать свои идеи.
И еще пришло в голову: ежели попробовать сотворить нечто подобное по-русски, будет совсем не так весело - получится привычный уже всем падонковский язык.
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пацтоломпод столом. ;)no subject
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еще хорошо, что план не прошел.
но все еще впереди!
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