Жизнь - она изощреннее
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lev_mСовсем недавно прочел анекдот (где-то в ЖЖ, не помню, сейчас нашел его здесь, немного длинноват):
A biker was riding by the Melbourne Zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back and let go of the girl. The biker then took her to her terrified parents, who thanked him profusely.
A reporter from a big city newspaper who was in town after a long stint in an overseas posting saw the whole scene, addressed the biker saying, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing," said the biker.
"Really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
"I noticed a patch on your jacket," said the journalist.
"Yeah, I ride with an Israeli motorcycle club," the biker replied.
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page."
The following morning, the biker found a broadsheet newspaper in his favourite little coffee shop and read all about his previous day’s heroics. The front-page headline read:
"ISRAELI GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"
Сегодня - отсюда
В Иерусалиме не было теракта - версия ВВС:
Оказывается "Убит водитель бульдозера в Израиле"
A biker was riding by the Melbourne Zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back and let go of the girl. The biker then took her to her terrified parents, who thanked him profusely.
A reporter from a big city newspaper who was in town after a long stint in an overseas posting saw the whole scene, addressed the biker saying, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing," said the biker.
"Really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
"I noticed a patch on your jacket," said the journalist.
"Yeah, I ride with an Israeli motorcycle club," the biker replied.
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page."
The following morning, the biker found a broadsheet newspaper in his favourite little coffee shop and read all about his previous day’s heroics. The front-page headline read:
"ISRAELI GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"
Сегодня - отсюда
В Иерусалиме не было теракта - версия ВВС:
Оказывается "Убит водитель бульдозера в Израиле"
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Date: 2008-07-03 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 02:52 pm (UTC)Когда-то смеялись над советскими - типа такого:
"Рейган и Брежнев бежали наперегонки, Рейган обогнал Брежнева. На следующий день "Правда" сообщает: "Состоялись соревнования по бегу. Леонид Ильич Брежнев финишировал вторым, президент Рейган - предпоследним".
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Date: 2008-07-03 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 03:08 pm (UTC)http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/
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Date: 2008-07-03 03:22 pm (UTC)жара да стресс на голову сильно влияют.
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Date: 2008-07-03 03:46 pm (UTC)Были в новостях сообщения, что всяческие банды тут же взяли на себя ответственность. То есть, пусть и не совершили, но очень хотели бы.
Как бы там ни было, но заголовок ВВС не вполне соответствует событиям, правда ведь?
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Date: 2008-07-03 03:46 pm (UTC)А на CNN статья все же называлась "Jerusalem bulldozer 'terrorist' kills 3 in rampage".
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Date: 2008-07-03 03:53 pm (UTC)С анекдотами - интересно: это конвергенция или плагиат?
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Date: 2008-07-03 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 04:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 04:50 pm (UTC)днем слышал,что какие-ьты крутые организации как раз отказались от авторства.
теракт должен быть идейным - расстрелы в школах сша ведь не называют терактами.
по себе сужу - иногда так злость припечет,что "повбывав бы"!)
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Date: 2008-07-03 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 05:53 pm (UTC)Не то слово
Date: 2008-07-03 05:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-07-03 06:11 pm (UTC)Поборются с англичанами.
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Date: 2008-07-03 06:22 pm (UTC)самая поганая страна в смысле отношения к нам.
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Date: 2008-07-03 06:32 pm (UTC)К тому же, не надо, наверное, судить о стране по ее журналистам. Или университетским интелигентам... Вопрос - по ком судить?
Re: Не то слово
Date: 2008-07-03 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 06:41 pm (UTC)Свои не лучше -
http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-3563570,00.html
А здесь маразм просто зашкалил...
Date: 2008-07-03 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 07:01 pm (UTC)Re: А здесь маразм просто зашкалил...
Date: 2008-07-03 07:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-03 08:35 pm (UTC)Парижский супергерой спас девочку от злобной бешеной собаки
Смелый француз спас девочку от бешеной собаки
Европейский турист спас девочку от собаки
Бешенный израильтянин убил собачку парижского ребенка
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Date: 2008-07-04 07:02 am (UTC)Это такой стиль газетных заголовков в российской прессе, ничего антиизраильского.
Про это у seminaristа пост был: он там дал пример, что на событие из детского стишка "Шалтай-Балтай сидел на стене Шалтай-Балтай свалился ... вся королевская конница не может Шалтая-Балтая собрать" заголовок в российских газетах будет "королевская конница опозорилась"
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Date: 2008-07-04 02:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-04 03:11 pm (UTC)http://valchess.livejournal.com/113438.html?thread=1532190#t1532190